The long journey to MILF-dom

The long journey to MILF-dom

Go on, ask me.

“So what are you doing about it then?”

Well friend, I’ll tell you. I am mostly setting up a blog and various related social media outlets with said blog name in order to share the burden of the bulge and, of course, give those pudgey fingers a good work out. But besides this, I have embarked on the 5:2 diet, tried my hand at some buggy running and purchased a kettle bell that’s now at home in my kitchen.

As the baby is only 12 weeks old, I figure it’s probably too early to start leaping around following an Instagram HIIT workout (like BBG) and I had to cancel my gym membership last month as it was costing the equivalent of the upkeep of a small pony – so I have limited options for peeling away the pounds.

So far, my fasting has been relatively successful and around 8lb has kindly eff’d off, but I still have a looooooong old way to go. Combine that with my innate inability to avoid chocolate (and muffins, don’t forget the muffins), drop pudding and enjoy fruit, and I’m thinking I need more than just a low cal ready meal 2 days a week to get me to MILF status.

If you’ve got any ideas… I’m all ears!

(Oh, and I also just wear MASSIVE jumpers everywhere #crapstyletip)

 

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6 Comments

  1. Louise
    February 21, 2017 / 10:38 am

    Hello lovely lady! I’m not post-baby but still have some serious ‘poundage’ (as one friend calls it) to shift! I’m on the IPD; the Idiot Proof Diet, and it seems to be working. Aside from my lady time of the month where I avoid the scales completely, they are looking pretty good – 10lbs off in just over the first week! Have a look… the website is http://www.pig2twig.co.uk . Its basically a diet based loosely around the atkins style, with added bits and bobs from other diets too. IPD was created by two working mothers who wanted to – and did – shift the pounds! They managed to loose 10 stone between them! Anyway, it’s worth a look – I’ve tried the 5:2 and so many other diets, but this seems to be – for me – the best one so far! Sending you and baby Mila lots of love xx

    • February 21, 2017 / 1:45 pm

      This sounds too good to be true – I’ll definitely be checking it out. Thanks!!

  2. February 23, 2017 / 5:51 pm

    What a brilliant post title! Ha! Don’t think I will ever be a MILF, but I do use the Restriction diet twice a week. Thats the one that people call 5/2 diet. Works for me, but I exercise as well. Oh and… I still eat/drink naughty stuff!

    • February 23, 2017 / 8:06 pm

      I’m sure you’ll be a MILF one day…don’t give up on your dreams 😉

      • February 23, 2017 / 9:05 pm

        😲 OMG lol is there such a thing as a DILF? Sounds pretty rediculous… Therefore it’s probably what I should be! Ha

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