Please stop screaming – a poem

Please stop screaming – a poem

I think I’ve gone deaf
The neighbours have too
She’s been screaming so long
I don’t know what to do.

I’ve tried lots of cuddles
And pacing around
But that doesn’t calm her
She just stands her ground.

I’ve talked and I’ve sung
Til I’m blue in the face
She won’t even listen
Just cries into space.

She’s been in my arms
She’s been in her cot
Soon she’ll go on the floor
She can like it or not.

I’ve been punched in the face
And been kicked in the ribs
They say babies are hard
They’re not telling fibs.

I have begged and I’ve pleaded
I’ve asked oh so nice
Then called up my mum
And asked for advice.

She said ‘don’t be stupid
You know babies cry’
But this one won’t stop mum
And I’ve no idea why.

She’s fed and she’s burped now
I just changed her bum
She’s cosy and warm here
It’s alright for some.

I’d love to be pampered
For someone to care
When I just felt like screaming
While they stroked my hair.

The girl just won’t stop
She’s turning bright red
Will anyone notice
If she goes in the shed?

Then Daddy comes home
As pleased as can be
To get in from work
Seeing baby and me.

And what on earth happens
I don’t know what to think
She stops and beams at him
Hell, get mummy a drink!

Wine for mummy

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  1. March 19, 2017 / 10:10 pm

    That has made me smile because I know so well what it can be like when baby cries and cries. Reminds me of my little boy who had colic and I was told ‘all babies cry’. Beautifully written. #SundayBest

    • muffintopmummyblog
      March 19, 2017 / 10:44 pm

      Thank you 🙂 it was written one particularly challenging afternoon as you can imagine haha

  2. March 20, 2017 / 10:26 am

    Soooo funny and true. Zach is often a pain the neck then beams and acts like an angel when Chris arrives home #sundaybest

  3. littlepaperswans
    March 21, 2017 / 11:15 am

    Haha yes! This is so true. Great poem.

    #DreamTeam

    • muffintopmummyblog
      March 21, 2017 / 11:28 am

      Thank you 🙂

  4. March 21, 2017 / 1:06 pm

    Aw this is fabulous. I feel like this was every day (and NIGHT) for the first six months at least! #dreamteam

  5. March 21, 2017 / 4:39 pm

    Beautifully written. Not looking forward to this bit. #dreamteam

  6. March 21, 2017 / 11:14 pm

    My son has entered the terrible twos and I swear he screams and screeches all day sometimes. Yesterday was a hard day that lefts us both crying.

  7. March 22, 2017 / 7:00 am

    Ha ha, why is it that Dad’s always have that effect? I dread to think what my neighbours must be thinking some days with the screaming that comes from our two year old on a regular basis, she’s the biggest drama queen. But then again they have dogs that never stop barking so it’s kind of like revenge 😂
    #DreamTeam

    • muffintopmummyblog
      March 22, 2017 / 7:48 am

      Haha I love a nice bit of revenge!

  8. March 28, 2017 / 11:16 am

    Aww this made me smile – I sure have been there mama. It’s amazing how Daddy cheers my little girl up too…bring on the wine 🙂 Thanks for linking up to #dreamteam x

  9. onesagemama
    April 21, 2017 / 2:58 am

    Oh yeah, I remember those days. Great poem!

    • muffintopmummyblog
      April 21, 2017 / 8:01 am

      Thank you!

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