Mummy’s big night out

Mummy’s big night out

Don’t get me wrong you’re very cute
But make another peep
And I will lose my mind my dear
So please just go to sleep

Mummy has a date you see
With friends, with wine, with life
So please just sort your damn self out
And save me from this strife

My poor old mane still needs a wash
No clue on what to wear
So I’ve got better things to do
Than sit and stroke your hair

Not got a scrap of make up on
It’s going to take me hours
To look alive and well again
And smell of fresh-cut flowers

My friends are waiting patiently
And drinking up the booze
I’d have been there years ago
If you’d just had a snooze

I don’t ask you for much my sweet
And give you all I’ve got
But if you don’t fall asleep right now
My friend you will be not

I don’t know why you’re crying love
I’ve snuggled you all day
There’s not a chance on this green earth
I’ll let you up to play

I need a drink already now
The screaming’s done me in
Please, husband won’t you be a dear
And get me all the gin?

But oh you’re just a little one
You haven’t got a clue
How much you’re getting on my nerves
So here, let me tell you:

You may just be a baby love
Of this I have no doubt
But NEVER get right in the way
Of mummy’s big night out.

Mummy's big night out



  1. August 4, 2017 / 9:23 am

    We all need a night out! Hope you got there 😉 thank you for sharing with #blogstravaganza

    • muffintopmummyblog
      August 4, 2017 / 9:53 am

      Haha don’t worry – nothing was going to stop me 😂 thank you!

  2. August 4, 2017 / 8:41 pm

    Haha I love this! Hope you had an amazing time! Thanks so much for sharing with #Blogstravaganza xx

    • muffintopmummyblog
      August 4, 2017 / 9:09 pm

      Thank you lovely 😘

  3. August 4, 2017 / 9:46 pm

    It’s always the way isn’t it, night out planned, baby doesn’t settle! Hope you had a good night #Blogstravaganza

    • muffintopmummyblog
      August 4, 2017 / 9:55 pm

      Thank you! Once a cocktail is finally had, it’s all good!! 🙌🏻

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